Top 5

- Latinos vs. Pendejos -

  1. Latinos: Take care of their family.
    Pendejos: Go to jail to avoid paying child support
  2. Latinos: Work hard or study hard to protect the integrity of being a Latino.
    Pendejos: Go to Raider games to defend the Raider Nation.
  3. Latinos: Love and respect women; are passionate about the person they are with.  We are still cabrones, but with respect ;) .
    Pendejos: Will cheat on their spouse with the neighbor.  They’ll come home with hickies and still deny it, even if it’s their sister/brother-in-law.
  4. Latinos: Are proud of their history and heritage.  We are knowledgeable about our background and display our love for our culture through art and music that depict the essence of it.
    Pendejos: Listen to oldies and rap for enlightenment on what they perceive is their culture.  The tattoo themselves with something they have no knowledge about.  “You see, this is an Aztec calendar and it belonged to the Aztecs.  That’s how they knew what month it was.”
  5. Latinos: Are proud of being Latino, and even more so of the country they are from in Latin America!
    Pendejos: Are proud of the name of the street they grew up on.  The more screwed up the neighborhood, the more proud.  “You’re lucky.  Eight drive-by’s last week?  I wish I lived there!”
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