Cisco’s Podcast
COMING SOON!
I’ve really been hooked to listening to some very good Podcasts all over the internet, with my two favorites being Marc Maron’s WTFpod and Bill Burr’s Monday Morning Podcast. I really feel that it’s a very smart way of being heard more frequently by the general audience and increasing my fanbase online. Sometimes I have some really good sh*t to talk about and well, Twitter only allows 140 characters and my brain thinks way too fast for my fingers. It’ really difficult to put everything into words here on my website. So, I hope you all will be checking in frequently and listening to what I have to say… OK F*CKERS!
Lakers vs Celtics
I have other sh*t to write about as well and it has to do with the Lakers – Celtics series. Now, I am a fan of the Lakers, but I am also a fan of good quality basketball. I really feel that the officiating has ruined the series for both teams and hasn’t allowed it to be the matchup everyone wanted. I honestly think it’s all about money cause, after all, the NBA has reported losing revenue recently. The Lakers will pull it out tomorrow night, but I just wish the games were called like they were in the 80′s when the teams went at it for 4 quarters. Enough of this sh*t!
If you f*ckers ever need to know where I be, please keep checking my calendar as I update it as soon as I get booked. Sometimes I’m notified the day of (I know, BullSh*t!) and so I update ASAP. You can follow me on Twitter and find out immediately where I’m performing, so please be a good sport and follow me 
The WORLD Watches!
So here we go! The World Cup gets set to kick-off in just a couple of hours. The most watched event in the world… outside the United States. I’ve been counting the days for a couple of years and am excited to see how the American National team does this time around, since last time was an embarrassment.
It’s time to see if veteran players such as Landon Donovan, Clint Dempsey and Oguchi Onyewu (amongst others) are ready to take this team to a place it’s never been before. Has their time playing in Europe’s top leagues paid off?
It’s also time to see how far we’ve come with our core of young players (Jozy Altidore, Michael Bradley and Francisco Torres) and are these the kids to keep the U.S. afloat for the future? Do they have what it takes to demonstrate that the U.S. has arrived on football’s BIGGEST stage? It won’t be easy.
In my estimation, the U.S. should make it out of the group stage and has the players to get by the next round as well and get into the quarters. England is a tough draw for the first game, but not impossible. I’m not gonna lie, I don’t know much about Slovenia or Algeria but I know they are NOT football powerhouses. There is absolutely no excuse for the U.S. not to get out of the group stage.
I’m also going to be watching Mexico as they have shown both promise and dysfunction. There is no doubt they have talent, but for one reason or another Mexican players tend to fold up in crunch time. They never seem to demonstrate the same confidence with which they normally thrash CONCACAF teams when they play higher echelon squads. They have the talent! They have very good young players, players who have won the World Cup at the younger levels, but nevertheless World Cups! The kids (Javier Hernandez, Giovanni Dos Santos and Carlos Vela), along with the veteran players such as Rafael Marquez and Carlos Salcedo, all of whom play in Europe’s top leagues, can definitely make some noise and take Mexico into the quarters as well. Mexico also features a first-rate coach in Javier Aguirre, a man with lots of experience, desire and a great motivator.
I’m expecting BIG things from both teams and I think they will prove me right!
World Cup Party
Hey everybody! I’m going to be doing a show in Whittier Friday, June 11th. The show will feature a replay of the opening World Cup game between Mexico vs South Africa at 7pm, Karaoke at 8:30pm, Stand-Up Comedy at 9:30pm and a DJ from 11pm until the end of the night. It all takes place at La Pescadora Restaurant in Uptown Whittier. I really hope you can join us as this is going to be a great experience. Thanks to all you for your support!
- CISCOwritten
Pinche Comedy
Catch the Pinche Comedy Show @ Bottoms Up in Bellflower. I host the show and it’s off the chain!
Cisco Hosts Pinche Comedy
Ventura Comedy Club
I’ll be headlining the VENTURA HARBOR COMEDY CLUB on THURSDAY MAY 20TH @ 8PM. Come by early as there will be FREE GRUB compliments of Margarita Villa at 7pm. Say Hello!
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Twitter- vivacisco: @carlosmencia Hysterical! I was messin' around, thanx though! I appreciate it!
- vivacisco: @carlosmencia I always tweet nice sh*t and I can't get a #FF or a RT? Come on brotha! BTW did u catch the #Chivas new stadium?
- vivacisco: The wife must B thrilled u brought Twitter along RT @Fred_E_O: The wife and I just got seated @Ketchup the night has officiall began! #HWood