Top 5
- Latinos vs. Pendejos – Latinos: Take care of their family. Pendejos: Go to jail to avoid paying child support Latinos: Work hard or study hard to protect the integrity of being a Latino. Pendejos: Go to Raider games to defend the Raider Nation. Latinos: Love and respect women; are passionate about the person they [...]
October 14 – 17
Come see me live at Pechanga Casino & Resort as I headline the comedy club there. It’s going to be more than a comedy show, more like a comedy party!
George Lopez is alright!
I watched George Lopez’s “Tall, Dark & Chicano” last night and came away impressed. It wasn’t his comedy which impressed me, because we all know this wasn’t Lopez at his best. No, I was impressed because of the magnitude of fame to which this guy has risen to in America. There were 14,000 people at [...]
In traffic court
Hello world! This morning I find myself in traffic court for a speeding ticket I got back in January. Yes January! My original court date was March 3rd for which I got an extension online. Next court date was May 4th. I tried to get another extension then, but wasn’t allowed and told I had [...]
Ice House tonight, Laugh Factory tomorrow
I’ll be performing on Comedy Juice’s show at the Ice House tonigh at 10pm. I need to avenge myself because the last time I did one of their shows, I pissed off the audience. It was Hollywood, and they had a sh*tty “Hollywood” attitude… I’m an honest man. I told them to enjoy the show [...]
